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Monday, July 16, 2007

MONDAY EYE CANDY

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After having worked a six day week, Sunday was spent doing absolutely NOTHING!
Suddenly, it's Monday morning and I wake up to the realization that this is the beginning of another six day work week..... and the hope that we will soon replace the "missing link".

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Although the weather is much too hot to be eating chocolate, I recall the old M&M commercial "M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hand".

Presenting Monday's M&M .....



ON THE POLITICAL FRONT~

Last week was not a good week for Republicans..... with four getting caught with their pants down/dicks out/wallets open.

US Senator David Vitter was "exposed" for using the services of the DC Madam and a Madam in New Orleans.

Florida House member Bob Allen was arrested for offering a cop twenty-dollars for sex.

North Carolina State Representative David Almond resigned amid allegations that he exposed himself and chased a female employee saying "suck it"!

New York city councilman David Gallagher is under investigation for allegedly assaulting sexually a woman he picked up in a bar.

Neighbors at his well-groomed home said the councilman and his wife often fight loudly enough for people outside to hear.

"They're always screaming at one another," said one neighbor, who said she'd heard Mrs. Gallagher tell her husband that he was a "lying, cheating piece of shit and she wants him out of the house."

All of these men are married. Doesn't the bible say something about adultry?

2 comments:

BostonPobble said...

I have always enjoyed the orange M&Ms the best. :)

RIC said...

What a knight to welcome us! Oh my, oh my! I'm breathless!...
As to those... guys, I can only hope their ex-wives to be will know wxactly what to do with them. Dumping them for good in the middle of the desert wouldn't be enough.
And the eye candy... I've always loved chocolate...
:-)