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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Donatella's on first!

On February 19th, I allowed my dear friend advice columnist Donatella Biachi to publish a post regarding Dick Cheney and the "other woman" who also happened to be at the ranch the day pistol packin Dick accidentally shot his hunting buddy.

Dear Donatella made it perfectly clear that this was just a silly rumor and not much more was written about the other woman until the following Sunday when the Washington Post mentioned that Pamela Willeford, the U.S. Ambassador to Switzerland was also at the ranch at the time of the shooting.




PAMELA WILLEFORD

Last nite, while at the check-out counter purchasing wine for the evenings private showing of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, there it was on the front cover of the Globe, March 13 edition (yes I'm aware that it's not March 13th yet, they must come out prior to the publishing date). Headline... Cheney's Mistress! With a photo of Pamela Willeford (not as flattering as the one used by our dear Donatella).

Now of course we all understand that the Globe is a gossip rag, and carries no weight but dammit, they are gonna make a fortune on that paper whereas poor Donatella who mentioned all of this first, is gonna get SQUAT!

Sad, very sad.............

3 comments:

BostonPobble said...

If you're going to have an affair with a married man WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD YOU CHOOSE DICK CHENEY!??!

ConnieJane said...

Indeed, boston. Gross visual there! yuck.

CrackerLilo said...

Well, power's an aphrodisiac for some women, but I think I'd need a triple dose of rohypnol and a double shot of Spanish Fly before I'd even consider it. EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!