The Top 10 signs you're Too Old for it:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Boris Karloff Mask." and you're not wearing one.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or....." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hair-piece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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8 comments:
Jiminy, by that definition I've been too old to trick-or-treat from age 8.
ROFLOL!!!
Very cute. Happy Halloween!
What about #11?
Not being able to get to the door to open it for the trick.
RQM
Okay dondon....
It's Picture Sunday.
Where's yours???
RQM
Thank god for DEPENDS!
STB
Can't wait till next Sunday...it's the new Photo Sunday Madness!
STB
Love #4 and #1
*hee hee*
Yes, but if you take kids out of the goodness of your heart and just casually "accept" candy and other gifts, you can trick-or-treat forever! :-)
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