How they hangin?

"I LIKE my pride(s) exactly where they are," he said. "And I like hearing people whistle, point and say, 'Now THERE'S a pair'. I LIKE hearing them clang like fire-engine bells when I walk down the street."

A DAY IN THE LIFE.......

This morning, I took my male pug MUGGS to CRYSTAL LAKE dog park to let him get some exercise and playtime with other dogs......

The gossiping started as soon as we got into the park.

Pit Bull: "Hey guys, look at the Pug.... no balls!"

Muggs: Are they talking about me, Big Daddy? What do they mean, no balls? Maybe we should have brought a ball to play with....

Bulldog: "Hey girlie dog....!" [whistle]

Muggs stayed close to me, not knowing what to do or think.

Rottweiler: "Woo Hoo look at the low hangers on the Dobie that just walked in'; 'Damn, what a pair!"

Bulldog: "Yeah, we could play basketball with that pair."

Penny: [to Dobie] "Hey Big Boy, come on over and hang out with the gang."

Muggs looked at me perplexed... eyes drooping, a sad expression on his face.

It was at this time that the Pit Bulls owner walked over to me.

Dude: "Hey dude, the other dogs don't seem to want to hang out with your dog.... is that a female?"
Me: "no sir, that's my boy Muggs."
Dude: "Why the hell did you get him neutered"
Me: "Well, it's like this, I adopted him from PUG RESCUE.... he was already neutered when I got him."
Dude: "Damn, you should get him a pair of NEUTICLES, they would increase his self-esteem and return that manly look." I guarantee he'd be much happier".

Me: Well he just looks fine to me.
Dude: "Dog's a faggot!"

ON that note, I grabbed Muggs' leash and got the hell out of there.

As soon as I got home, I looked up NEUTICLES on the web.

Yes, there it was..... NEUTICLES.... testicular implants for dogs, so your dog will retain his "natural" look post neutering! Available in a variety of styles and sizez.

NEUTICLES allow your pet to retain his natural look and self esteem. They also aid in the trauma associated with neutering.

From a satisfied NEUTICLES customer: "Frodo never knew he lost anything and is just a happier little dog since he's been neutered with Neuticles."

After debating the idea of NEUTICLES for Muggs.... I decided that we already set tongues and tails wagging with our neurotic lifestyle.... so I looked at Muggs and
all I could say was......

I love you Muggs... no balls and all!

Note: To HIKARU....

CAN WE SUBMIT THIS AS A PLAY?
CAN WE GET BROADWAY?
WILL YOU DIRECT?

One of my BLOGMASTERS THERESA is having her puppy neutered next week...I suggest she consider Neuticles as an option, and I'M, sure she'll have something to say about this!

BLOGZIE mentioned Neuticles on her blog... and I thought I would ride with it. Thanks BLOGZIE!