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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Sunday Satire ~ The Sheik




WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - The New York Times reported today the shocking revelation that a secret provision of the controversial Dubai Port Deal would make George W. Bush "The Sheik Of Araby".

Scott McClellan immediately downplayed the story saying that Mr. Bush was not aware that this official title would be bestowed to him.

McClellan also said Bush was not aware of the fact that he would receive a harem of 250 belly dancers, a herd 10,000 of elephants or that humungous kickback from the Carlyle Group.

3 comments:

sjobs said...

The funny thing is that they always say, Mr. Bush wasn't aware. I wonder what he is really aware of?????

Hypoxic said...

Too funny!

Sjobs - he's not aware of much, that's for sure!

scrappy rose said...

Wow, the shrub not aware of something...go figure! I love the Target post...